Chez Moi

Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life; or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these reblogs must show.

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

Knocked off the horse.

(via theraininvietnam)

I forgot Lorde is like a child star. She looks like she’s 30.

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

Classic.

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via winterboybucky)

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

(via mr-ark)

mynameiseoin:

I started to hear noises. I didn’t know where they were coming from.
Suddenly the noises got louder. They were so bizarre, I didn’t know what could be making them. A rat in my closet? A large bug?

I stop everything to listen closer…

And it’s my fuckingg stomach growling. I just fucking ate for fuck sakes. My own stomach scaring the shit out of me. How fucking ironic.

This post just got 50x more ironic.

I started to hear noises. I didn’t know where they were coming from.
Suddenly the noises got louder. They were so bizarre, I didn’t know what could be making them. A rat in my closet? A large bug?

I stop everything to listen closer…

And it’s my fuckingg stomach growling. I just fucking ate for fuck sakes. My own stomach scaring the shit out of me. How fucking ironic.