Chez Moi

Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life; or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these reblogs must show.

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(via kodyrhys)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via lacomeau)

This has turned into an embarrassing escapade.

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

(Source: timid, via mr-ark)

I look like I can’t finish a doughnut but that is so far from the truth.

I’ve been sitting here for forever. The bite doesn’t even look good anymore.

“THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!” roared Black. “DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!”

“Actually,” said Harry, pocketing his e-cigarette, “Peter’s pursuit of rational self-interest is of a higher moral order than your determination to kill yourself on another person’s behalf, Sirius. Self-sacrifice is never the answer; it ends only in pain and death.”

Sirius blanched. “But Voldemort — we could have stopped Voldemort.”

“It’s a free market,” Harry said, shrugging.

Lupin turned into a wolf.

“Control yourself,” Harry said. “Good lord, man, you’re a being of pure will and drive. Exercise it.”

Lupin turned back into a man with flashing, clear eyes and a jaw that could level a mid-sized office building.

“In the marketplace of ideas,” Harry went on, “Voldemort has the same right to disseminate his philosophy as you do. If his philosophy is sound, it will flourish. If his philosophy is unsound, you have nothing to fear.”

I just keep taking little pieces off. She is like 20 minutes away still. I don’t know if this is going to work out.